snapping turtles and terminals
ok lets just say i've had a very humerous last couple of days! FIRST i'll begin bye telling you that my mom and i have NEVER flown by oursleves before especially to atlanta.. and we've NEVER rented a car before by ourselves... especially in atlanta!!!!
so basically my dad thought we needed to leave our house 3 hours before our plane left to get to the bloominton airport. annoying.. so my mom and i left about two hours before. haha so we are doing ok.. we get to the airport .. then a bunch of confusing stuff my mom didn't understand----- lets just say you all know my mom... lol just smile cause she's cute..
so we finally get on the plane. by this point she has totally stressed me out because she doesn't believe anything i say about flying or airports.. i dont' know why. so we get to atlanta and she doesn't understand then right when you get off of the plane our car is NOT going to be anywhere near.. so i finally convince her to get on the train ( the one where everyone freaked otu because they thought we were going to be left) and convicne her that the TERMINAL is where we needed to be " but deanna we don't need to get our bags from the baggage claim.." HAhA... pretty much it took me 10 minutes to get her to move anywhere because she woudl argue wiht me.. well finally in the end . i was right...we got the car and by the way my dad picked a ghetto one where we were the only white people.. hhaha so we get the car and then realize we have NO clue where we are to get on the interstate.. so we finally figure that out and i'm getting more stressed and i finally just shut up and go into silent mode becasue if i said anything more i would have screamed lol so finally i cool down and its ok..
sooo we get to my grandparents and all my family is coming in so my grandma is completely stressed out and we eat.. then a neighbor comes over and tells us there is a turtle. so we go look at this GInormeous turtle and its a snapping turtle. WELL.. my grandpa thinks that its coool to shove his foot in the turtles face and have it lunge out his shoe wiht his huge mouth. if any of you have seen snapping turtles.. those things can bite. that thing snaps at least 6 times at my granpa.. but not calmly like lashing out.. i scream so loud everytime and everyone just looks at me but i'm completely terrified that miraculously its going to run at 60 miles an hour and kill us all...
so then we go back to the house and my GRANDMA KICKS US OUT at 7:45 cause she's tired.. so my cousins and i find this EXTREMELY humurous that OUR grandma just kicked us out of her house... lol
soo.. today we are at church and all is going well UNTIL my grandpa DURING the middle of the sermon stands up and walks up a few more pews and taps on this gentleman in front of us and ASKS HIM TO TAKE A PICTURE OF OUR FAMILY WHILE WE ARE SITTING... may i remind you DURING CHURCH.. my cousins and i are completely mortified we are cracking up... and not one picture but at least three.. where the camera makes a noise and a flash goes off.... everyone knows we are taking a picutre..and the guy is standing while he takes a picture..
all in all to say my family is majorly disfunctional lol but its really warm here and besides all of that we are having a good time!!
i hope everyone is having a good holiday weekend and i hope to see all of you very soon!!! peace out!

