Groaner smorgasboard...coming right up!!

Life is a funny thing sometimes...

It's funny forinstance that I am going nuts already and I've only had three days of school.
It's funny that all I really wanted to hear tonight as I felt myself slip into insanity was some realy bad jokes
It's funny that I googled "bad jokes" and picked the best of the worst for you
It's funny that I found multiple repeats...guess the bad joke market isn't too good
It's funny that these aren't really funny
It's funny that you'll laugh anyway...

~ What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work??
...a stick!!

~What do you call a cow with no legs?
...ground beef!!

~What do you call a dog with no legs??
...it doesn't matter, he won't come when you call anyway...

~Why do gorillas have big nostrils??
...because they have big fingers

~What do you call a deer in the woods with no eyes??
...no Ideer...

~What do you call a deer in the woods with no eyes and no legs??
...still no Ideer!!

~What to you call a 1300 pound elephant?
...anything he wants...

And my personal favorite...

~How is a bad joke like a bad pencil??
...it has no point...

Thanks for "humoring" me...hehe...have a good weekend!!